- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

What's 4+7 47

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

What's big and fat? An obese man.

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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