Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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The Game.

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What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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The game!

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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