An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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Alex Eggbert

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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