A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

Punch line.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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