If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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eloise dey.

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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thermodynamics?

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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