- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

What's big and fat? An obese man.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

what do u call a black man a black man

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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