Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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whats a dick a dick

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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