- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

Penis.

why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

The Irish man was sober.

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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