a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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Hello Braydon

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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rebecca is a hard worker

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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