a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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