What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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