- Anti Joke

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Women.

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

how do you confuse a blond?

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.