What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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Wombat monkey juice.

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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