What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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hello

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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