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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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