- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? who's there Not Sally.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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