- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

What is smelly and sticky A poo

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: Grabs shotgun " I've had with that damn term"

You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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