Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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asian, do math

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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