- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

What's wrong with woman Everything

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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