Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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Women have the right to vote.

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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Anti Joke

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