- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

So a seal walks into a club..

your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

A russian gives away vodka.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

obama leadership

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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