- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

I had sex. Just kidding.

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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