Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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1 Jew XD

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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Penisland

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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Girls Basketball.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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