Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

Women's rights

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

Pickles

Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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