- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

you just contradicted yourself.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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