- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

eloise dey.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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