- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 8 times 4? 32

When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

obama

A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

whats brown? poop.

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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