- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

I have two hands. Some people dont.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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