what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

A new restaurant KKKcake

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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