- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

what do u call a black man a black man

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

how do you confuse a blond?

banana

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

Women.

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