Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

A walrus walks into a bar

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A ginger was with his friends

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

I ponder

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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