a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

why does column have a letter n?

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

Your mums a penis joke.

What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

This is not a joke.

? I hate niiggers ?

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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