Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

? I hate niiggers ?

This is not a joke.

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

I was born.

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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