Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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