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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

A baby gets hit by a bus.

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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