- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

What's red and hurts you? A brick.

What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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