How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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Matt Damon

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hey guys what's up?

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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A: B: No pun intended.

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You're Adopted.

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