- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

what do u call a black man a black man

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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