How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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Comedy.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

Woman.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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