What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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