Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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fack me in the ace! CC

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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