- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

Farts smell bad!

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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