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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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Q. who's george porchy?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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Please Rape William Wright

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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Anti Joke

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