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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

I have two hands. Some people dont.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax