How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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Justin Beiber

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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