Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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( o Y o )

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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Anti-joke.

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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