John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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I never asked for this.

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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