- Anti Joke

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

I have two hands. Some people dont.

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)