THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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my friend is gay hes gay

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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my shift key is broken1

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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