- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

I had sex. Just kidding.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

Girls

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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