Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

raping black women

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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