what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

What's up brah brah

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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