Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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A Frenchman stays and fights

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how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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