Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Gianni

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

Michael Brown

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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