- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

Knock knock. Is someone there?

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

Why did the baby die? Abortion

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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