Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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