Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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