Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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Penis.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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