Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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