A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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wanna here a joke??? read below...

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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