Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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hi patrick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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