What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Society.

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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