Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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Iggy Azalea

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A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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