Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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Dick spice

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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womens rights

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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69

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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