Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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