Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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I pooped my pants

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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my namew is jd

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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THE GAME

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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