What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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Anti Joke

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