- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

What is Worse than the holocaust?

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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