Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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I've got a dig bick

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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Toaster

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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Blind people can't read this.

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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