What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

What's the difference between a duck

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

God bless America, and no where else.

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

I got shot once it hurt a lot

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