What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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Guess what? Holocaust

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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for keeps?

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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