Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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What's a small person? A midget

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Penis.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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The Irish man was sober.

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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