- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

Betty Whites ALIVE?

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

Knock knock. Come in.

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

Keep up the fun Nero!

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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