POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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all these jokes suck ass

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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