- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

Darude- Sandstorm

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

skurfboards we love fat kids

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

A: B: No pun intended.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

Straight men can be bronies.

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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