Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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all these jokes suck ass

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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