- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

What did the man without a tongue say...

U ALL LIAK DIK

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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