Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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this is gay

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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Iggy Azalea

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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