natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Republicans

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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No. Yes.

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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Male penises.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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